No Time For Tenderness

by Legal Fingers

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Conan Neutron
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Conan Neutron Sleaze rock in the strongest sense of the term. Embodying, celebrating and deconstructing all of the tropes of rock and roll... Legal Fingers dare to get down and it is well worth your time. Favorite track: Downtown Prowler.
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Bucky Legal Fingers bring a sleazy attitude with afros flapping, titties bouncing, and no frills punk rock blues riffing away the night (or is it afros bouncing and titties flapping?). There is no better time for No Time For Tenderness than right now!!
  • Professionally pressed from a glass master. Sealed in the finest of plastic. Put it on a shelf and impress your friends with all the sweet artwork featuring the hottest ebony babes of the 1970s.

    Along with the disc, you'll receive a free, unique gift. This amounts to basically whatever we have laying around. You want some pictures of pro wrestlers Wernie drew when he was 13? They're yours. You want seven copies of the Space Jam Soundtrack from Jon's record store? All yours, buddy.

    Also included will be a handwritten letter of appreciation for your support of the band with a fabricated story about when we met, like that time we got super fucked up on cheap coke cut with dry bleach and made that stripper in Dayton, OH suck our toes. (Wild times, brother.)

    Includes unlimited streaming of No Time For Tenderness via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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      $9 USD


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Recorded, mixed, mastered, and babysat by David Morrison at Rat Palace Recording July 2011 through February 2012.

This album is available for free download. However, Legal Fingers, like all independent rock bands, is listener supported. If you can afford to donate even a couple bucks to download the album, please do so. Otherwise, enjoy it for free and spread the word.

We're on Facebook with every other dickhead out there. Look us up and like the shit out of us. We wanna put some sex in your city!


released March 3, 2012

Wernie McCracken - guitar/vocals
Jon Eagle - drums/vocals
Handsome Dave Hanson - bass



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Legal Fingers Dubuque, Iowa

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