No Time For Tenderness

by Legal Fingers

supported by
  • Professionally pressed from a glass master. Sealed in the finest of plastic. Put it on a shelf and impress your friends with all the sweet artwork featuring the hottest ebony babes of the 1970s.

    Along with the disc, you'll receive a free, unique gift. This amounts to basically whatever we have laying around. You want some pictures of pro wrestlers Wernie drew when he was 13? They're yours. You want seven copies of the Space Jam Soundtrack from Jon's record store? All yours, buddy.

    Also included will be a handwritten letter of appreciation for your support of the band with a fabricated story about when we met, like that time we got super fucked up on cheap coke cut with dry bleach and made that stripper in Dayton, OH suck our toes. (Wild times, brother.)

    Includes unlimited streaming of No Time For Tenderness via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    ships out within 5 days
    edition of 200 

     $9 USD


  • Includes high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more. Paying supporters also get unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app.

     name your price




Recorded, mixed, mastered, and babysat by David Morrison at Rat Palace Recording July 2011 through February 2012.

This album is available for free download. However, Legal Fingers, like all independent rock bands, is listener supported. If you can afford to donate even a couple bucks to download the album, please do so. Otherwise, enjoy it for free and spread the word.

We're on Facebook with every other dickhead out there. Look us up and like the shit out of us. We wanna put some sex in your city!


released March 3, 2012

Wernie McCracken - guitar/vocals
Jon Eagle - drums/vocals
Handsome Dave Hanson - bass



all rights reserved


Legal Fingers Dubuque, Iowa

Reigning butt.

contact / help

Contact Legal Fingers

Streaming and
Download help

Shipping and returns