Professionally pressed from a glass master. Sealed in the finest of plastic. Put it on a shelf and impress your friends with all the sweet artwork featuring the hottest ebony babes of the 1970s.
Along with the disc, you'll receive a free, unique gift. This amounts to basically whatever we have laying around. You want some pictures of pro wrestlers Wernie drew when he was 13? They're yours. You want seven copies of the Space Jam Soundtrack from Jon's record store? All yours, buddy.
Also included will be a handwritten letter of appreciation for your support of the band with a fabricated story about when we met, like that time we got super fucked up on cheap coke cut with dry bleach and made that stripper in Dayton, OH suck our toes. (Wild times, brother.)
Includes unlimited streaming of No Time For Tenderness via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.